Who got the brown envelope?

It's gone. One of the few buildings in our wee village that meant anything.

Now here is how it allegedly happens.

JC (yes him again) gets listed building on the cheap because the upkeep of it will be so expensive. And we all know he's a generous spirirt. Do anything for the community he would.

Building falls into disrepair. Cllr McTake ignores it. Historic Scotland blink but forget to open their eyes.

Building is advertised to local youths as a vandal paradise, a firemakers hell.

JC (the essence of community spirit) says hey guys I cant possibly repair it, it's fallen into disrepair (yeah because of you, you fucker).

Cllr McTake says oops. Historic Scotland complete their 5 year blink and say, 'did we miss something?'

JC applies to knock 'dangerous' building down. Cllr McTake says 'good idea JC.'

JC applies to extend business empire onto derelict ground. Cllr McTake says, 'good idea JC, it's an eyesore. How community spirirted of you.'

JC now has prime piece of real estate at knock down price.

So who got the brown enevlope?

And of course all of the above is a fabrication. Isn't it?